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Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.
Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.
by crackheadkate August 11, 2023
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Jordan

Jordan is such a fucking dick

He's being such a Jordan
by PeeKTree May 26, 2018
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Jordan

A male with a large sized penis.
"Oh wow, Jordan has a big penis!"
by Mrs. Josy May 23, 2018
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Jordan flynn

I need a jordan flynn says charlies mum
by 12345678charlie November 26, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan girls can be 2 faced. They will fake friend you and act like your the whole world to them. They are homophobic but act like they are gay 247. They are rude and not worth your time. They will be super nice in the begging but once you "do something wrong" they will forget all about you and then just act like you don't even exist.
Bro jordan is so rude
ik right
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Jordan Gipson

Jordan is a titan in the making. He holds immense power and is quite tasteful. His last known location is Instagram @verifyjordan
Jordan Gipson will conquer our realm.
by saper February 18, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is the greatest man in Princess Town and will bull yuh gyal
“Way allyuh hadda hide yuh gyal from Jordan”
by Jdaggerdik November 19, 2023
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