Thomas

If you ever meet someone named Thomas, your first impression of him might be weird. At first he seems a little bit stalkerish but he comes around at one point and you will notice all the good qualities in him. Like that he is a very good listener and that he will always be there for you. He might come on a bit strong at first but you will eventually notice that if he seems nervous around you, it's because he likes you!

I met this guy named Thomas today. He seemed weird at first but he turned out to be really nice and funny! We're going out on a date tomorrow!

by Dylan obrien is bae 💖💖 January 9, 2018

Thomas

A Smexy beast who can easily fuck you in any video game you play cuz he’s good

He is so good that he has his own gamer grill in his “gaming” room

This Was write by Thomas XD

Yo Thomas Just Fucked dude and my grill

by NotTheRealSmexyThomas May 2, 2018

Jackie Lynn Thomas

She is a dead sk8r girl. She's cool. She killed a lobster.

Have you heard of Jackie Lynn Thomas?
What is a Jackie Lynn Thomas?

by Totally not LP January 14, 2018

Thomas

A poor person who can’t even afford a microwave or any food at all. He relies on his friends to give him food and something to look for.

Look at that poor person, no wait that’s just Thomas

by Yeet boi696969 January 4, 2020

Thomas A

A deaf dumbass who can’t hear shit when he has his AirPods in and says “Sorry couldn’t hear you had my noise canceling AirPods in.” Also know as Ree Kid

Your such a Thomas A.

by DANKBRUH420 January 5, 2020

Thomas da twain

A weird train that is retarded in every way possible.

Thomas da twain is F***ing weird.

by Walla Walla Bang Bang January 8, 2020

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020