Clark Can't

Robert Mueller; coined by Bill Maher, April 26, 2019.

I get it, Mueller’s a Boy Scout, a straight arrow, he played it by the book, but you may have noticed for the last three years, we’ve kind of been off book. Greatness sometimes means not doing everything by the book.

We needed Superman and we got Clark Can't.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

I CAN'T ANYMORE

Literally Can't

I Can't anymore, litearally

by Savage Baggage November 28, 2021

daddy i can't take it

If you say daddy i can't take it it mean he is making it cum repeatedly to the point where you can't speak you rather hancuff yourself to the bed if you can take it cause if you tell him he will go faster untill you scream out his name and squirt all over him he might make you unconscious if you see this try this with whoever you love and after say thank you daddy

Woman: daddy i can't take it
Daddy: take that shit (hancuffs to the bed )
Woman : uhhh

by Sexy Mama Facts June 17, 2015

I can't see shit

Ray Charles can't see shit when he plays the piano.

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!

everyone: wow that guy can play some awesome shit, hey old man, gimme an autograph

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!

everyone: XD!

by Alvaro Ledgard July 7, 2008

you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.

Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.

by kajoe February 21, 2011

can't be asked

Used by some Southern UK speakers in place of can't be arsed because they misheard it, or want to be more polite.

"I can't be asked to tidy my room - I'll do it tomorrow."

by David Bean March 4, 2007

This is why we can't have nice things

1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.

1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."

by Humping midget January 15, 2011