suck my hog

suck my hog another way to tell someone to suck my dick a little less offensive but carries the same message

dude you stole my toy car collection

man i did not steal your toy car collection you can suck my hog

dude you cant take a joke can you

man your jokes are not evan funny you can suck my hog

by littlejimmie March 13, 2019

suck my chops

To pour hot sauce over one's anus and lick it off.

"Jack sucked Mac's chops!"
Or
"Hey babe, wanna suck my chops?"

by _chaz March 1, 2016

suck my ass

insult, "suck my ass" means for the insultee to suck the insulter's ass. rock on.

"suck my ass jake,"
the fierce insult forces jake to cry like a girl

by jmack5646 August 7, 2006

Suck My Balls

Eric Cartman's favorite phrase

Mr.Garrison: How would you like to see the school counselor?!
Cartman: HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?!
Mr.Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman:Im sorry im sorry actually what i said was(speaks into megaphone): HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK...MY...BALLS? Mr. Garrison
Stan: Holy shit dude....

by I AM YOUR BANANA! January 8, 2015

suck your mother

the word a jamaican uses when they really want to offend you or *diss! you

boy go suck your mother u dirty fucker

by that one jamaican May 3, 2018

Suck me soft

When you are getting head and she sucks you so long your penis isn't hard anymore

Julie gave me head for so long, she suck me soft, bruh.

by Sup fam April 22, 2015

Suck My Scat

A derogatory term with a nice touch of alliteration.

Essentially meaning 'suck my shit'.

'Suck my scat you whore!'

by mikethemilf March 29, 2009