jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.

friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back

by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020

Jacob Morse

Sweet Jakey poo... so sweet and tasty.. mm

"Oh my god.. is that.. Jacob Morse?"

'quick! Suck his penis hair!"

by Goon Grabber November 30, 2024

Jacob

the best fashion and music taste,

Won sexiest man alive 20 years in a row

Girl: omg is that Jacob Wayne??
Other Girl: yess he’s so hot!!

by gorillamannn November 22, 2021

Jacob B

A Jacob Bourne is someone who loves Charlies and sucks their tits.

Jacob B: Are you a Charlie cause i wanna suck your tits.

by jacobs like charlies November 3, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a handsome young nice man, he’s normally got brown hair and mostly blue or green eyes. Jacob’s very passive towards friends always smiles and shows his good kind side. When looking for friends he struggles a bit to talk but it doesn’t stop him from trying. To his family he’s lovely but sometimes can be very annoying to get attention. Also he can get very angry when play video games, this can turn him into saying nasty things towards family and peers. Finally he has a huge 10 inch whale cock that pleasures anyone who dares to try it, it’s a madness when any girl gets on that bed.

“Jacob is the bestest friend who will ever meet, you’ll regret him if you let him go.”

by Urbanised dictionarier November 22, 2021

Jacob

Greatest Of All Time or know as the G.O.A.T. nothing more nothing less

Jacob your the G.O.A.T. fr

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is easily the hottest person in your school. He can make anyone smile with one stupid joke, and has the most perfect hair, wonderful personality, good music taste, and gives the best hugs ever. Just one look at him and your heart races. His beautiful brown eyes and warm smile makes him top any other stereotypical hot dude easily. Always the life of the party and has the best dick ever. So many people want him but if he loves you he'll make sure you know. If you have a Jacob, never. Ever. Let go. Jacob is the best thing to happen to anyone, and for some reason, his mom sucks like always.

Person: omg your dating Jacob?
Other person: yes, and I love him more than anything.

by Iove y0uu May 10, 2022