Simp

A man who loves women to the extent of putting them before everything, including Saturdays (which are for the boys) he has been given this name and a special title the (Simp card) which he has to live with for the rest of his life.

Person 1: Ayo Nick, where is Josh
Nick: He is being a simp to this girl
Person 1: Aww hell no, not today he isn't
Person 1 and all of the boys: *spams his phone with invites and calls and messages*

All the boys: Lets gooo!!!!!!

by AYFIDBUFUWGUFDU April 26, 2020

simp

anna williamson

anna williamson is a simp

by yeetlena April 26, 2020

Simp

Being a tier three sub to Alinity.

Damn bro, you see that guy defending Alinity? What a simp.

by PhillyBazz April 27, 2020

Simp

A Simp is a man by the name of Nathan Brady, who is submissive to females

Nathan is a Simp

by Swoodowoodo April 27, 2020

Simp

Chris

Chris Simps for Aimee

by B1tchyBoi April 27, 2020

Simp

An acronym for "Squirrels in my pants" as seen in Phineas and Ferb Season 1 Ep 25

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
Simp, Squirrels in my pants!

by moush April 27, 2020

Simp

A guy that’sa bonafide bitch

Kevin was a simp when he let that girl run a tab on his card and didn’t get anywhere.

by JustynX April 27, 2020