stained pants defence 

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

stained pants defence by existangst February 2, 2018

stainch 

A bad smell (stank & stench)

Damn girl ya pussy smellin STAINCH

stainch by cbrothers January 31, 2019

STAINS

Stevens forehead

Shelton:Your forehead is stains
Steven:I ain't got no stains

STAINS by Trainboy420 March 14, 2019

staincliffe 

Staincliffe is an area of the town Dewsbury! It is also very well known as 'stainy'. The people of Staincliffe are propa gangstas, they will fuck you up if you ever mess with them. The majority of staincliffe are asians.

dont mess with anyone from staincliffe theyll fuck you up trust me yara

staincliffe by yurmumsinmybed;) December 22, 2021

stainsby 

A mash up cunt
Walks around carrying a cocktail of diseases, including syphilis, clap and dick Rott. He also likes to occasionally get sepsis in his primary finger blasting finger, rotten prick.

Spends his below minimum wage on coke and strongbow dark fruit.

Has he kind of face that would be a pleasure to smash to bits, very punchable.

Loves a daily rustlers burger. Gollum cunt

Look at the state of that wanker, Stainsby I reckon. Bet his first names Jacob an-all

stainsby by Number #1 fan April 11, 2022

Stainification 

She-The process of stainification occurs when a dark toned individual has inserted his genitalia into a female genital of which is a lighter tone.
Him-The process of stainification occurs when a light toned individual has inserted his genitalia into a female genital of which is a darker tone.

John the reggae rastafarian BBC-“are you enjoying this stainification baby…ur gonna get STAINED”😈
Fat Chloe-“yes darling pls do and makesure i feel good.makesure it gets stained”

Stainification by Shahid the MPDD July 7, 2022

wood staining

The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.

1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!

wood staining by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018