suck a soft one

a very popular saying that is used to insult someone. can also add other details to the insult, depending on how severe the offense is. example: go suck your father's soft one

"you are so annoying. go suck a soft one."
"i wish that creeper would go away. he can go suck a soft one."

by suckasoftone March 2, 2008

gettin em semi-soft

Gettin em semi-soft is very similar to "gettin em hard." It means the same thing, but is only used when the situation is intense, but not that extreme.

Guy 1: Holy crap, that mof just shot him!

Guy 2: Gettin em semi-soft!

by Luke Ax August 14, 2009

Bangin' a softie

The act of having sex with a fat person.

I threw up in my mouth a little when I walked in on my roommate bangin' a softie.

by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011

Sofa King

Another way to say 'so fucking'.
Or, just a really cool display name on myspace.

ie: Sofa King Cool

Ashley: hey, look at that Brad's the Sofa king.

Brad: No dipshit. Think about it.

by asdfghjk21sofaking September 30, 2009

Dirty Sofia

a Dirty Sofia is when four or more lesbians go out naked in public covered in pineapple juice pretending to eat each other's shit while sucking strangers fingers and asking them if they wanna go snort cocaina together.

"did you hear about the dirty sofiathat happened yesterday at the park? shit was crazy brah"

by 1i1_peep April 12, 2020

soft cock

A person who decides to stay at home, rather than heading out with their friends. This person usually uses the excuse "that they have had a busy day", "they are tied" or "I had a big one last night"...

Mitch had a busy day at work and decided he would stay at home and "soft cock" it for the night...

by Party Hard February 13, 2007

software engineer

A career option that seems like the road to riches until graduation, when realise that the job market has been supersaturated with fellow geeks for the past five years.

Also: for the above reason, a slang term for a male 20something worker in a fast food restaurant.

"Of course, with a masters degree in software engineering, it was either flipping burgers or the dole queue again on Monday morning."

by Doc January 28, 2004