MAL Math

Short for “Mar-a-Lago Math.” Questions that creative math educators love to pose to expose the dark businesses and malpractices that often take place there between Mr. Pinocchio and his entourage of rogue advisors and morally corrupt lawmakers: shady deals, illicit affairs, illegal storage of classified documents, doctored valuations, and the like.
One billion-dollar MAL math question that has divided real estate agents and bankers is the value of the notorious Floridian private club, which ranges wildly from $18 million to over $1 billion.
by Numerati December 11, 2023
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chaos maths

maths in which the initial conditions of the system effect the final answer immensely, factors such as rounding, will give an answer which is in no way relevant to the actual answer to the subject.
I'm finding chaos maths really difficult at the moment, as my calculator rounds after 20 decimals and it isn't representative of the actual answer, in any way shape or form.
by Halmos December 05, 2015
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Math Porn

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.
Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.
by Numerati September 24, 2024
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Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
by carhepsin October 06, 2021
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math perv

a teacher who thinks math is a perverted way
''see that math perv there make sure to cover your numbers before he ''fixes'' them''
by aesthetic ☻ February 05, 2018
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Math Sheriff

Someone who watches over all math. Like a gatekeeper. The TRUE king of all math has to offer
Tom: “Man Jimmy has been math sheriff for four years now....”

Billy: “yeah I know. People keep having the guts to face him in a dual but no one is able to beat him.....”
by Your worst nightmare 69 November 13, 2018
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can in math

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by Yzz December 04, 2020
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