monkey booty 

a term used while referring to the buttocks of a primate.

ooohhh damn, i went to the jungle and i caught me a monkey with a banana and kind words. that damn monkey was all over me man, wooooooo i like that there monkey booty.

monkey booty by Sam Cochrane April 9, 2007

monkey brain belt buckle 

When you take the monkey brain you form by stretching your skin tightly around your ball sack tightening the skin till it resembles a minature brain and placing it out the top of your waist line so that it resides on your belt buckle

To create a Monkey Brain Belt Buckle. Place your brain to belt buckle position and then call upon a near by friend to bear witness to it.

monkey brain belt buckle by grtwhtshrk August 5, 2008

Monkey Fist 

A term used to describe certain people with monkey-like features. Large ears, hairy arms and or knuckles, a vagin that hang like sleeve of wizard are all signs of a monkey fist. Often times they will also have short hair (if a female monkey fist), and they will also have a chronic armpit scratching disorder or CASD.

"I can't believe that Cory hangs out with John..."
"Yeah, but his sister hangs out with Monkey Fist, so that's even worse."

Monkey Fist by MAMF(millions against M. Fist) April 21, 2010

monkey spank 

Male siemen, male fluid

She had monkey spank all over face.

monkey spank by Chrismm September 29, 2005

monkey on a trapoline 

When a man stretches out his scrotum sack and bounces his penis off it like a monkey jumping on a trampoline. This technique was created by two brothers from Mass.

Jack loves playing with his sack, his favorite manuver is the monkey on a trapoline.

monkey on a trapoline by Bro#2 July 16, 2008

monkey curse

When a player knowingly or unknowingly refuses to accept the Pot of Power after winning. Once the player has started another game, the Monkey Curse is thereby locked in and cannot be avoided. The player will then lose is a usually painful manner, which often will cause said player to enter a death spiral of depression.

The Monkey Curse really has a hold of Rob.

monkey curse by RCole February 21, 2008

monkey spackle 

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle

Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed.

monkey spackle by lymric March 20, 2008