Hobo Johnson

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.

I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.

by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019

magnus johnson

Very Very Asian.

Magnus Johnson cant see when he smiles

by Userr12344 June 14, 2022

Justin Johnson

A guy who you can trust (maybe) idk you are prob friends with him on discord and if so you are LUCKY BC THAT IS A GUY THAT WILL ACT CRAZY but in the end HE IS STILL CRAZY but nice and friendly :D so ya make sure to like a guy whos justin johnson (ON DISCORD) and if he likes gumball from tawog and make sure he likses to watch netflix..

Justin Johnson - do you not have your fan on?

by The Grim Reaper.. August 28, 2022

Gavin Johnson

An annoying ass kid from Raleigh who thinks that his Instagram followers make him superior to people and gets butthurt when someone speaks of his brother. He joined the Ben group chat without permission from the bens and thought he belonged.

“I’m Gavin Johnson. I’m cool because I have Instagram followers and a tiktok account.”

“Wow. I can’t believe Gavin Johnson thought he could just join the Ben group chat and assume his amount of Instagram followers compared to being named Ben.“

“Gavin Johnson is NOT cool.”

by quanquillius December 1, 2019

johnson

another name for the male member

she was shocked at the size of his johnson and wondered how she was going to fit all of it in her mouth

by tazee July 12, 2022

johnson

your mother's everyday supply; a man's penis

your fucking fat mother used a giant johnson

by johnson hairy April 29, 2022

Sylvie Johnson

Sylvie is the most wonderful person you would ever meet. She is gorgeous and has the perfect body; Sylvie lights up any room she walks in with her warm hearted presence. The most trustful friend you will have.

guy 1: woah who is that, she is so pretty
guy 2: nah bro that’s Sylvie Johnson she has people lined up for miles guys and girls

by loverboy224 June 6, 2022