High on jizz 

When someones extremely intoxicated on hard drugs

"buddys flying, hes on a strong batch of jizz"
"whats wrong with him? Is he high on jizz? .. Yea, hes jizzerd."
"Did you get the jizz?"
"Hes on cum bro"
"Hes got jizz for brains"

High on jizz by highonjizz August 2, 2016

take a jizz 

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

take a jizz by KaySee101 October 26, 2017

Fizz and jizz

When you pour a tablespoon of McDonalds sprite on a girls clit and watch that mf fizz up like sum queefing pop rocks

Bitches always think they freaky till they meet a mf like me who gone tie them down and give them the fizz and jizz.

Fizz and jizz by Falmk March 7, 2020

Fizz and Jizz

A sex act done by pouring a tablespoon of McDonald's sprite soda onto a woman's clitoris. Can also be described as "queefing pop rocks"

"Dude I just gave Jessica a Fizz and Jizz last night!"

Fizz and Jizz by Paid actor #32 March 7, 2020

mack n jizz 

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mack n jizz by sexyeshay69420 January 19, 2022

T Jizz 

Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.

Hey T Jizz!! What's up?

T Jizz by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009

Über Jizz 

An ejaculation of 100% perfect seed, of German origin, that shines silver when reached by pure sunlight.

I used my Über Jizz to earn myself a million bucks at the Cum Bank!

Über Jizz by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009