A Jake

commonly used as a noun; sometimes a verb

when a boy acts like he likes you when you two are friends, and when you developed a thing for him, he stops talking to you and avoids you like the plague

Wow, don’t worry. He’s just a Jake.

by Harry’sLeftAssCheek August 29, 2019

Jake J

A fat two faced dick riding knob slobber that thinks hes the shit but really has no life, no friends, and is and always will be a virgin.

I was gonna go out later with some friends...Oh wait i dont have any, i guess ill stay inside spank my monkey and do nothing just like Jake J.

by steelerfan412 January 19, 2012

jake paulers

people who need to stop committing suicide and watch some ricegum to cure their disability

jake paulers are stupid they need ricegum

by benji lover March 11, 2018

Jake Gyllenhaal

An inspirational actor. Usualy stars as the misfit teenager who no one understands. He comes from a very talented family. His dad, Stephen Gyllenhaal was a director, his mom made screenplays, and his sister is also an actor. His first film role was in City Slickers with Billy Crystal. And he had his first driving lesson from Paul Newman.

Jake Gyllenhaal co-starred in the good girl with jennifer anniston, and brokeback mountian with heath ledger; and starred in donnie darko, Bubble Boy, and Jarhead (just to name a few). I highly suggest you go watch some of those movies to see what im talking about.

ITS PRONOUNCED JAKE JILL-EN-HALL BITCH!

go watch brokeback mountian with jake gyllenhaal in it

jake gyllenhaal fans call themselves "gyllenhaalics"

by Nicolex3 April 14, 2006

Jake

A Jake is someone who will drive you crazy by playing hard to get. Once you get to know him at first, he's the sweetest guy that gives you butterflies. Later on though, he becomes bossy and makes you mad. He tries to make you jealous.

"Hey do you still talk to Jake?"

"No, he's turned into a jerk lately. "

by O'Bryan July 27, 2012

Jake

A woman/man with a harry ass that has never shaved in her life.
Also can be a complete Bitch at times.
Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones.
Loves to beat cracker meat.
Wishes she could have an omega boner.
Thinks they are gangsta.

Dam that man needs to shave. She is pulling a Jake.
Jeeves get the weedkiller we got a Jake.

by DJD666 January 12, 2009

jakeification

The act of complicating and convoluting something.

This network design has a high degree of jakeification.

by Andrew June 17, 2006