Skip to main content

jerk off

"did you just jerk off on me!?"
by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020
mugGet the jerk offmug.

Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.
I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017
mugGet the Double barrelled work jerk roulettemug.

jerk spot

An are area where one/two people would preform sexual activates.
by weedKilla1987 April 28, 2010
mugGet the jerk spotmug.

Web Shop Jerk

Person who is fond of buying Sexual products like Condoms, iPills etc Online
Dave is a Web Shop Jerk. He ordered a dozen of condoms last night.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk March 14, 2015
mugGet the Web Shop Jerkmug.

national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner
its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
mugGet the national jerk your boyfriend off daymug.

jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.
"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023
mugGet the jerk offmug.

Closet Jerk

Someone who acts generous during their hours on a work shift. However, they don’t act very civil during their own time outside of their occupation.
“Wow! I noticed Kyle dosen’t seem nice most of the time. But, when he is a work. He behaves well, & is very friendly. He definitely is a “Closet Jerk”
by Trippyness211 May 8, 2021
mugGet the Closet Jerkmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email