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Jizz Lord

I know it all that argues his point just for the sake of arguing and can never concede he might be wrong so much so hes ready to explode.
Why does that Jizz Lord have to hoard every argument?
by Spiderwilliams February 28, 2021
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Tiddi Jizz

Jessie-Man my kid just won't stop begging for Tiddi Jizz.
Sarah-I know that feeling, just gotta get over it.
by Lil Sktlz October 5, 2018
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Jizz

something that your mom was swallowing last night
Bob: there was jizz on my moms bed last night. what the hell did you do?
by FightingPumpkin57 January 28, 2022
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Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.
Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!
by Profstrange December 1, 2018
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Jizz Hands

It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.
When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.
by nanomaton August 5, 2017
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unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste
“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”
by anonymous January 4, 2023
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Jizz cum in my anus in ohio

the cat is doing that, skibidi
I want some Jizz cum in my anus in ohio RIGHT NOW!
by jizzcumanusinohio August 12, 2024
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