HAM

An acronym meaning "Hardly Agree More" to express agreement and often sameness, especially in instant and text messaging.

1. (agreement)
Guy 1: Watch this video, the girl in it is really hot!
Guy 2: Ham!

2. (sameness)
Girl: I'm going to the fair this weekend.
Guy: Ham!

by dinomoo July 22, 2010

Mary ham

Satan himself, fucking sexist bitch who killed Poppy gloria and take over Pewdiepie's channel

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

WHO KILLED POPPY GLORIA, AND IS FUCKING BITCH
-Mary ham!
ANNOYING AND UGLY AND BORING IS SHE
-Mary ham!

by Randompersonfrominternet June 6, 2019

Ham and cheese

When a guy spreads his dick cheese to a womens Virginia and then proceeds to mix it through the the loose pussy slices (ham) THEN go’s ahead and eats all the cheese from in between the ham

“As I spread her legs and put my dick covered in cheese all over her pussy, I mixed it up and then ate it faster then I could count to ten.” The ham and cheese is delicious

by The sandwich lovers June 6, 2022

ham cookie

A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.

Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'

by Ramey1776 December 14, 2024

Going Ham on the Hammer

When a girl is working with maximum effort on a dudes dick (his hammer) Hard As A Motherfucker(H-a-m) in order for him to bust or ejaculate.

Male friend was talking to his other male friend...... " Yo dude, i pulled this chick named Madison last night back to my spot off the internet and let me tell you man... shorty was going Ham on the hammer kid! "

by Bladez da pro-do's-her July 30, 2021

HAM

Hot Ass Mess

Lily was a Ham on the dance floor when the Beyonce song came on in the club

by LadyWeekend August 26, 2017

Ham Clam

A fat birds gunty vag.

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025