When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd
by Nickle and Dime August 24, 2024

by Swagg00 January 4, 2018

by TheDarkKnight1990 July 3, 2025

When someone hits the pipe and next thing you know all you can hear coming from another room is loud noises and cussing because they are taking apart a blue tooth speaker left by your girlfriend and you was supposed to get it back to her tomorrow after you meet your wife to sale some food stamps to dude down the street for some more stuff to put in the pipe.
Hey bro you ain't taking apart that Bluetooth speaker are you? Can you hear me keep it down stop hammer Jacking in my spare room. He hit it one time and he's hammer Jacking in the spare room.
by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.
"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"
by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023

by Kazrat March 18, 2022

When a femme-dom has her cuck tied up on the floor, she has her other partner stand over him, and she slaps the cuck with his dick, in a hammer type motion.
by Sickfuckers July 10, 2022
