graff

the way idiots pronounce giraffe

they forget that there are 2 sylables

i saw a graff at the zoo!
"its girraffe, you idiot"

by heyfellowkids June 30, 2020

giffnock

When you accidentally lock your child in a cage

John: oh no! I locked ben in a cage!
Mary: oh dear! Now you have caused a giffnock!

by smallratrig September 4, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy industry

An industry that pretends to be on your side, rooting for you instead of the events that make the industry possible (storms, crime, death, accidents, bad news).

The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry is a business, not a friend.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

gliff

An organization of no more than 5 participants which contributes to drug prevention all across the world, specifically Vienna, Austria.

My g, watch out the gliff will catch you.

"I am smoking a spliffy"
"Na cuz, they will call gliff on you"

by Julianius Julioso October 19, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis

A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.

The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis

A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.

The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis. The reality is nobody's morale needs a boost.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

The machine that keeps the coronavirus hype going.

The girl was part of the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020