by verklempt September 8, 2005
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Dude, where’s Mark?
Oh, he just ran inside to check his messages really quick. He’ll back in a Facebook minute.
Fuck, we’re never gonna eat now.
Oh, he just ran inside to check his messages really quick. He’ll back in a Facebook minute.
Fuck, we’re never gonna eat now.
by TacomaBeags July 1, 2011
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by gothic_melody666 August 5, 2008
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by DaddynamedAlex October 12, 2016
Get the Fuck me daddy until my face falls off mug.A psycopathic killer in Texas in the 70's
that used a chainsaw and cut the faces off his victoms and wore them like a mask to cover his severly disfigured face.
i.e. the texas chainsaw massacre
that used a chainsaw and cut the faces off his victoms and wore them like a mask to cover his severly disfigured face.
i.e. the texas chainsaw massacre
by bloodrain February 3, 2005
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by Angie29371 March 2, 2014
Get the faceriding mug.tactical facepalm (tak-ti-kuhl feys-pahm)
–noun
1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
–noun
1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
Earnest idiot: Africans were wholly responsible for slavery in the European world. Whites only bought what African slavers were offering. They're completely innocent!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
by TaintedMustard October 17, 2009
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