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egg roll maneuver

The process of rolling into a blanket to prevent detection of one's self pleasuring.
Ian almost got caught fapping, but he performed the egg roll maneuver to save his skin.
by Adolf Tojo October 6, 2016
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egg x toaster

saitama x genos.

when a very bald strongman punches his fist up a robots asshole vigorously till they both cum in each others faces
egg x toaster is cracking the egg and letting its juices going into the toasters orifices. the one true ship.

Its very Fucking gay.
by BITCHFUCKMYASS65 March 5, 2018
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easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.
Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!
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Egg o' Biscuit

The Egg O’ Biscuit is a large, fast-food grade biscuit with a fried egg, cheese, and sometimes ham. perfect for grabbing on your way out the door to class and eating on the run.

The (more commonly called) Egg o' Biscuit was also called "Egg o' Muffin," the "Egg o' Biscuit," and, somewhat incongruously, the "Egg o' Croissant."

The Egg o' Biscuit was quoted as many people surveyed "A flavor explosion in there mouth" Although many people has a passion for the Egg O' Biscuit, It was shamed on by many due to it's yolk. Usually liquid, the yolk had the tendency to squirt out the other side of the sandwich unexpectedly.
However, many people think that it approached the breakfast sandwich perfection asymptote more thoroughly than any other of its kind, Many people still adore The Egg O' Biscuit.
Person 1: "Hey is that a Egg O' Biscuit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, and It just exploded all over my shirt."
by Egg Lover. October 19, 2009
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egg magnifying glass

My dick won’t fit in the small pussy so I use the egg magnifying glass
by BlazeFireball February 1, 2021
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Cream Egg Brownie

When a Caucasian Male ejaculates into a African American Female.
Example One:

Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?

White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.

Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!
by Admiral Funderburk June 23, 2016
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Vampire’s egg salad

To dine on the many splendors of menstruation. To eat a girl out during her period.
Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.
by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017
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