douche tits 

when someones tits smells of vinegar

get away from me douche tits

douche tits by j-remy December 6, 2007

douche-douche music 

Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.

Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.

douche-douche music by Screw dog September 30, 2008

Douche tag

A device worn on the ear to identify a douche in public. Sometimes known as a bluetooth earpiece.

I wondered why the man was standing in the grocery store doorway talking to himself while blocking the in and out access for everyone else. Then I saw his douche tag and realized he was a douche.

Douche tag by Tbayer May 24, 2012

douche muffin 

when a girl cleans there vagina with a muffin

"Becky, i use my douche muffin a lot because of my yeast infection."

douche muffin by bencarper December 3, 2007

Douche canoe 

Ones way of describing an asshole or not nice person. Also a song by a youtuber called Mattg124.

"omg My dad is such an asshole"
"you mean douche canoe :D"

Douche canoe by Agentducky0012 August 24, 2011

Douche Licker 

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

Douche Licker by Pat October 30, 2004

Douche Berg

like a douche bag, only x a million. A iceberg made of douche.

**Originated when I tried to say douche bag and iceberg at the same time. don't even ask about the conversation.

"dude joe is a total douche berg. I just saw him make out with his girlfriends mom, and then her sister."

Douche Berg by p.pizzle October 25, 2005