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Dick Larceny

When a girl is bored of just being a hoe and starts stealing her friends guys to fuck. Basically a slutty dick stealer, but on a larger scale.
Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him.
by UncleHappy December 2, 2009
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dick muppetry

The act of painting one's cock and balls to resemble Gonzo's nose from The Muppets.
There's too much dick muppetry in this shindig, let's go get some boats n' hoes.
by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011
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Put a dick on it.

The act of making a contribution or donating one's time in an attempt to bring about a change; To be instrumental in a cause.
Ex. 1- Look here, you lazy son of a bitch. I believe it's about time you put down that cell phone, crawl out from under your shade tree, and put a fuckin' dick on it! You got that?!?!?!

Ex. 2- And so my fellow Americans, the time has come to act boldly, to act without hesitation. I say to you tonight, the time has come... to put a dick on it.
by Nicky Grimms September 27, 2011
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dick village

A place in which alot of homo sexuals congrigate. vagina is scarce.
1. I bet that faggot lives in the dick village downtown.

2. That party is going to be a dick village.

3. Nice dick village you faggots!
by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007
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dick tucked

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street
male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......
by valkimiko September 14, 2007
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security dick

a security dick is a guy that's sole purpose on earth is to provide security for his girl friend not knowing that he is being used for that purpose only

a dumb guy that is pussy whipped and is being used

any guy that goes to a 9-5 5 days a week and works like a dog to support a woman and or girl friend that is cheating on him behind his back .
laura was low on money so she went to the local bar to pick up a security dick to sponsor her cunt through life so she wont have to work .

2-a guy was picking on laura today so she ran to her guy friend/security dick for protection only the security dick would not have protected her if he knew the guy that was picking on her was actually her boy friend .
by zebra22 September 28, 2008
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Dick Depot

X: Whoa. Katie is really quite the dick depot.
O: I know, I fucked her last night.
X: Me too!
by KatrinatTamica October 9, 2008
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