sold a bag of dildos

To be "sold a bag of dildos" means to be sold something which is basically a massive pile of worthless tripe.

Bloke 1: "my car is fucked"

Bloke 2: "you were sold a bag of dildos there mate"

by dashhhhhhhh October 19, 2011

diddo

** acronym for dad I'd do
** male version of milf
a superior term to describe a hot dad because it offers easy pronounceability and is playground compliant

friend 1: look at that smokin' hot diddo!
friend 2: ditto.

by okle November 16, 2006

dildofaniac

A Guy/Gal Who Is OBSESSED with the look/feel/touch/smell....etc.....etc of any dildo he/she comes across.

Me:Dude She Is So Hot!!

Jay:Dude,You Dont want to get wit her....shes a total psycho killer dildofaniac!

by TySoN 2 Da DeJaynes September 14, 2008

dildollery

noun.

any or all of an assortment of items used in the manual sexual stimulation of oneself or another.

"Sabrina sure does have a large collection of dildollery. Hopefully she'll find someone to fuck her soon."

"That sure is one fine piece of dildollery. Does that hurt?"

by GoodgionK August 26, 2006

Dildoldo

Used to describe someone who is acting like a dildo.

The monkey who invented AIDS was such a dildoldo.

by Dickhole Smash October 11, 2008

dildojilar

Having the properties of a dildo.

a cucumber is of a dildojilar shape.

by HazardousHap July 26, 2011

dildonic

To be almost as annoying/cancerous ad the bubonic plague

Man Jack was being Dildonic

by RemixModding November 29, 2016