cryphy

1.hyphy+crunk=cryphy
2.JAB

JAB Productions is cryphy like what!!!
SML is semi-cryphy buk buk!!!!!

by Legend od the mighty mighty JAB Productions February 22, 2005

Filthadelphia Cryers

A nickname of the NHL Philadelphia Flyers.

I can't beleive Crosby put up another multi-point game against the Filthadelphia Cryers!

by prince of pilsners August 21, 2010

cryin' whale eye

After a good hard pounding, ass-pumping adventure the male ejaculates into the "whale eye", or the female's anus. She then proceeds to push it out giving the illusion of a cryin' whale.

The bitch might as well die if she gets the cryin' whale eye.

by Nate, Zach, Kyle December 9, 2007

crystal magic

A dark, gleaming energy that surrounds a person, place, or thing, making it inevitable that shit will hit the fan. If something or someone is cursed by crystal magic, you better find a way to reverse the curse before it's too late!

Computer: Glitches and neglects to save your work before closing
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!

by coffee_by_the_pot March 23, 2021

Crystal

That weird person your friends with who eats paper

Crystal: (eats paper)
You: Crystal stop eating paper

Crystal: (eats more paper)

by 147hi May 28, 2019

Crying Wank

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

by Ray Mitchell May 26, 2006

crypt keeper

After- dark booty call. Someone you would never be caught out with in puiblic by any of your friends because they are so ugly,nasty..etc..

"Did you see John sneaking over to Felicia's house last night?"

"Yeah I saw him, guess he don't want anyone to know he is fucking that crypt keeper!"

by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007