crunch

death. pain. everything that is not fetch.(see definition on fetch). bad music. bad dance moves. fake losers. everything that sucks.

OMG ultraviolet sound didnt show up at the concert last night, how crunch.

That hideous dress made me vomit, so crunch!

Maryland is so crunch.

by Wally Willerstein(Wade) January 13, 2009

crunchers

Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.

Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.

by Conan the Grammarian April 9, 2009

Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.

I still have my crunch coat from my last project.

by CyberGolem December 28, 2009

crunchtry

adj. A combination of crunchy and country; someone who is somewhat white trash, yet also hippy.

Person 1: "That guy's smokin' hot--he's so crunchtry."
Person 2: "Yeah, if you go for guys who are dirty."

by Ryan Elle May 20, 2010

crunch'n

Crunch'n: a replacement for swag or swagger, also can be use referring to chilling, may be use sexually also many people can use it as a empty verb , any use it as multiple ways,

Also Shorten to crunch

keep it crunch'n like nestlé , and im sweeter then nestea

Collin's crunch goes harder then the backboards

by The beconator July 15, 2010

Crunckatronic

The feel-good mood when you are about to enter a dance off

Brah im feelin crunckatronic right now..im mad pumped.

by Smackleface October 15, 2010

crunch-nuggets

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".

DR: "Weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."

by MintinMoney April 17, 2011