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Canada
-A 3rd world country, where the lazy government tried to fake their status into a developed country. All they did is doing bribery to journalists for their fake status.

Canada had ticked all of the boxes of features of 3rd world communist country:
- 1. No real legal law.

a. There is only minimal compensation punishment for any crimes, even very serious ones. Nobody is accountable in this country, from top to bottom of the Canadian society.

- 2. Corrupted Police, especially RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)

a. RCMP policemen often rape their own female police. Even in 21st century. Search keywords: "Kimberly Cadarette", "RCMP sexual harassment settlement", "Catherine Gallliford".

b. Coward and Sinister RCMP: instead of solve the criminals, the police solve and bully the victims, so that police don't have to face the scary criminals. Search "Mona Wang".

- 3. Authoritarian, Communist and Corrupted Government.

a . Public sector counts 20% of Canadian work force. 1970s East Germany.

b. Huge phone bills due to telecom companies' monopoly in this country.

- 4. No functional medical service.

a. Canada might had the longest line up in getting a surgery done.

b. Your Canadian surgeons and doctors enjoys murdering patients without any tiny amount of repercussions. Search 'Scorched Earth' on 'Medical Malpractice' in 'Canada'.

c. Public healthcare's monopoly. Private healthcare banned!
Victim in Canada : Hi, there is gangsters having a noisy party at midnight here.
RCMP of Canada: - arrived one hour later after the gangsters left the neighborhood, played loud engine sound to wake up the victim who just managed to fall back to sleep 5 mintutes ago.
Victim: Waited 30 minutes for the RCMP to stop their engine.
RCMP: Will not stop their engine.
Victim: Lit up the bedroom in order to see why RCMP is waking him up.
RCMP: Startled by the light from the victim's lit up bedroom window and quickly drove away.

RCMP: Gosh, I was startled by everything, but let me bad mouth the victim in the police report. After all, bullying the weaker victim is always a savvy idea than writing anything about the gangsters in case of gangsters not happy with my words. Ya know, bullying the victim can also make my day! Let me write some beautified words about the gangsters so they won't get mad at us the police, because we RCMP are really afraid of gangsters.
by hey123hey123 March 10, 2024
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Canada

The best country in the world that could easily take over the US, New Zealand, Australia, and all the other countries like... Belize
Tom: Wait it's all Canada?
Justin T: Always has been
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Canadadonian

A person or persons who are so Patriotic to Canada, they bleed maple syrup and would Sparta a disabled person down some stairs to show their love for hockey!
Look at that guy over there he's a proper Canadadonian! Don't fuck with him, he might yeet his grandmother at us!
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canadappi

A portmanteau of the words "Canada" and "Kannappi"

Someone who migrated to Canada in the 2020s to Canada from India for "freedom", which he lacks in his home country. This migration is also fueled by his inability to study hard and get admission in college, and secure a job in his home country. He is often found on Instagram with a public account replete with photos shot on iPhone with vivid filter. A textbook photo of his would be of him posing with a Tim Hortons cup in front of someone's car in Canada surrounded by maple leaves with caption "My life my rules".
He hates doing blue collar jobs in his home country, but does not mind doing the same for his Canadian gora lords. When he returns home (with the flight ticket he earned through hard slavery), he expects to be treated like a Princess. He often lashes out at how migrant laborers ruining his home state (mostly Kerala), but he himself is a migrant laborer in someone else's land.
Jerin: Do you know where our old friend Roshan is?
Midhun: Heard he went to Canada for higher studies
Jerin: What a Canadappi!
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canada usa mexico borders

Canada USA Mexico borders - so you know where your at or are going

Washington State borders British Columbia , Montana borders Alberta & Saskatchewan,

North Dakota borders Saskatchewan & Manitoba , Ontario borders Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York.

Quebec borders New York , New Hampshire Vermont & Maine...Maine shares a land border with New Brunswick. It also shares a water border with Nova Scotia.

California (USA) borders Baja California (MEX) , Arizona borders Sonora , New Mexico & Texas borders Chihuahua ,
Texas borders chihuahua , Coahuila, Nuevo Leon & Tamaulipas ...

by the gulf of Mexico
the Mexican states of Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco, Campeche, Yucatán, & Quintana Roo & on the southeast by Cuba. The Mexican coastline on the Gulf is 1,743 miles long. the U.S coastline bordering the Gulf is about 1,700 miles long, not counting inlets & bays. The coastal areas along the Southern U.S. states of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, & Florida, which border the gulf on the north, are occasionally referred to as the "Third Coast" of the United States (in addition to its Atlantic & Pacific coasts), but more often as, "the Gulf Coast"

although not a border Cuba is a 90 mile swim from Florida ....
Canada USA Mexico borders

Canada = British Columbia ,Saskatchewan , Manitoba Alberta,, Ontario ,Quebec ,New Brunswick, Nova Scotia

USA = Washington state ,Montana ,Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, Vermont, Maine, California (USA) , Arizona,
New Mexico , Texas, Louisiana , Mississippi, Alabama, Florida

Mexico = Baja California (MEX) , Sonora , Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo Leon , Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco,
Campeche , Yucatan & Quintana Roo

The Pittsburg–Chartierville Border Crossing is the only crossing on the Canada–United States border in the state of New Hampshire

The Canadian provinces of British Columbia and Yukon border Alaska.
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Canada

Nah, tell Jordan Peterson to go fuck himself. He's a charlatan and a liar and we need to bring back crucifixion.
Hym "No, what Canada NEEDS to do it 1. Implement a charlatans get shoved into a wood chipper. 2. No tariffs or we elect Trudeau again and you can deal with him for 4 years. And 3. Demand the tech homosexuals credit me and pay me for AI. That's what Canada NEEDS to do. Nobody give a fuck about what could be. Jordan needs to tell his daughter to keep her filthy slut daughter legs closed."
by Hym Iam February 6, 2025
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Carada

A racist lego statue that has the colors black, yellow, red, and white. You can also make it yourself, but you will be known as a racist.
Wanna make The Carada?
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