Beer Finger

A viable excuse for misspelling words when texting.
Sorry, I meant to say, I want to shop not sh*t. I must have Beer Finger.
by cambo37 January 17, 2010
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Beer Vampire

Someone who get's in real close, in conversation, or affiliation with, (usually at a party) that asks you for a sip, and takes over your beer as theirs.
"Hey can I get a sip of your beer?"
"I guess so"
"Thanks"
...
"Dude where'd my beer go?"
"Beer Vampire..."
by SnookiezInc April 12, 2009
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beer titty

n. similar to coozy but for bottled beer
I love that my beer stays cold for so long in my beer titty.
by BIG 60, blytheville July 17, 2004
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Beer Googles

When somebody has a few drinks and suddenly think they know everything. People wearing their Beer Googles are usually compelled by an irresistable urge to share their wealth of knowlegde with anybody who will listen.
Thats not true, pay no attention to him, he is wearing his beer googles.
by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 01, 2010
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Madison Beer

She is a beautiful, inspiring and talented girl who was discovered by the talented singer Justin Bieber. She has an amazing voice and always wants to make a difference. She loves to put smiles on peoples faces and what makes her smile is dogs, she is OBSESSED with them! She also is obsessed with Rihanna, she loves her! She is currently dating another singer named Jack Gilinsky who is such a hottie. She is such a great friend, sister and daughter. She cares so much for her fans the "Imadginers" and loves receiving fan mail. Over all she is a happy, beautiful and inspirational girl who is bullied for being a perfectly imperfect.
1: She is fuckin hot and her voice is amazing!!!

2: I know, I wish I was amazing like her

1: Who she?

2: Madison Beer
by Babygirlmb February 17, 2016
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Beer-a-holic

Someone who will work for booze, this person cares not about his or her family's financial situation and will turn down money for work (unless you are taking them directly to a bootlegger or the liquor store upon completion of the day). The only thing on their mind is "where can I get my next drink."
guy: "hey do know anybody who'll give me a hand putting my livingroom window in?"
other guy: "yeah my buddy down the road, he's a beer-a-holic, he'll do it for a dozen beer."
by spanky mcmuffin May 11, 2010
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beer soup

The glorious combination of beer and easy to prepare food.
Perfect for the on the go alcoholic or if you get really hungry at 3 am for some reason and want some soup.

Other foods could be noodles, fruit or glorious glorious Hula Hoops. Just pop 'em in the beer and BAM, instant flavour, instant soup.
"Mmmmmm, this some good beer soup"
"Dang, what be in this here beer soup?"

Dave:"Darn, we're out of food!"
Niggs:"How about Beer Soup?"
Dave:"Of course!"
by Kayne Wonderlust September 05, 2006
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