by D-1030 August 11, 2021
Get the Boots Juicedmug. by emergencyintercomlover June 10, 2022
Get the bootmug. by skankhunt32 December 2, 2016
Get the cut the boots off the babymug. I had to poop but I was already in the shower, so I did it anyway and stomped it down the drain, the ol’ Manhattan Mud-Boot!!
by CableWrangler Guy March 14, 2025
Get the Manhattan Mud-Bootmug. In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
Get the Tuscaloosa Tooter Bootmug. by LAURA December 28, 2004
Get the bootmug. Once we are done with this run I have to go fix my boot.
Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while
Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while
by Ctizzle_mi January 1, 2021
Get the Fix my bootmug.