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Cheeky bastard

When you find a guy that's so perfect you are sceptical of his every move and question every perfect thing he says and does, trying to uncover his faults...only to find out that you actually got what you fucking paid for!

Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.
There has to be something wrong with this guy, he seems too good to be true but I can't fault him... Cheeky bastard!
by Your good girl December 8, 2023
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passport bastard

undocumented person who joins the military to get citizenship
i hate those marines at mcas miramar, bunch of passport bastards
by Jaggerbou January 8, 2024
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Horny Bastard

A man (Noah Wyse) who has a extremely high sex drive and is desperate for bitches
HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HORNY BASTARD!!!
by Chadothan April 18, 2024
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Gophy Bastard

This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.
Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!
by Eric Luck May 9, 2024
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Schlinky bastard

schlinky bastard is someone who in sorcerer battlegrounds pulls out his little schlinky shikigami and starts to schlink all over the arena
a schlinky bastard in sorcerer battlegrouns megumi users

1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?

2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**

1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH
by SchlobbernautTheDestroyer June 20, 2024
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House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
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Fat Bastard Syndrome

A condition where you have excess skin after a drastic weight loss, like Fat Bastard had when he lost all that weight in the Austin Powers movie.
“Looks like you lost over 100 pounds. Congratulations! But look at all of that excess skin!”

“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”
by anonymous March 1, 2025
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