anal boom 

To flatulate noisily, to expel a fart so loudly it can be heard in another room of the house; to fart loud enough to frighten small children.

He made an anal boom that caused my ears to pop.

anal boom by Enigmanic May 9, 2009

anal pendant 

buttsex resulting in not enough ejaculate for a pearl necklace, but sufficient for a pooling of spaff between the clavicles

he was too close to running on empty to give her the pearl necklace she requested, but still ensured that he left his cornholee with an anal pendant as a consolation prize

anal pendant by hot fur magnet December 8, 2009

Anal Fumes 

Synonym for Flatulence or fart.

Origin: A term coined by Evol used to describe when one releases their gas.

Definition: A release in indole and skatole (methane) gas that is discharged from the anus.

He got high off his anal fumes.

Man! Who blew their anal fumes?

Her anal fumes are waffling in the room.

Anal Fumes by Samanosuke January 28, 2010

Anal Clacker 

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.

Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".

Anal Clacker by Popularone666 November 23, 2010

Anal Anonymity 

The belief one can release flatulence without being heard or seen.

Billy was sure he had anal anonymity in the library when he let a festering air biscuit fly, however to his dismay his girlfriend had just rounded the corner and was caught in the blast. Billy's personals ad can now be found on craigslist.

Anal Anonymity by Zappafan76 January 27, 2011

anal regrets 

when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.

wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car

anal regrets by flangeface March 27, 2011

anal sneeze 

well, an anal sneeze is when youre minding your own business, and all of a sudden you hear a gurgling noise come from your anus. this is usually followed by a changing of the pants or a wiping of the ass.

mike: hey dude wats up?
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.

anal sneeze by ten inch steel September 6, 2011