Max is a cunt
by Georgeweller19 November 22, 2021
Get the Maxmug. Max is the type of guy that asks you to be his gf on text. He would also just assume that you are jealous of his best friend when you have no reason to. I'd say my Max gives of very big dick vibes in the beginning, but by getting to know him better, I'd say his dick is average sized. You don't know his actual penis size, but if you are a petite brunette who is very smart, you will find out quickly. I'm very lucky to have a Max in my life, because he is better than most 14 year old weirdos who populate schools, like a lot better. So yeah.
Random Girl on bus: That guy gives of big dick vibes, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.
Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.
by Yes.i.read.faery.porn November 21, 2021
Get the Maxmug. by lonelysushi December 28, 2023
Get the Anita Max Wynnmug. max knight is used to describe someone who's hot, smart, and most importantly soft. a max knight may be a little autistic in the best sense. a max knight can solve crime while also star in a teen drama with ease. if he's got it all - he's a max knight.
"That guy is so jimmy olsen!"
"Nah, his rizz is too high"
"What does that make him then?"
"He's a total max knight."
"In that case... My max is soft nd i like her"
"Nah, his rizz is too high"
"What does that make him then?"
"He's a total max knight."
"In that case... My max is soft nd i like her"
by dang and ronpa July 7, 2024
Get the max knightmug. A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
by FROZI October 20, 2020
Get the Max Goldmanmug. Is in love with Kelvin. He even wrote a rap song about it! He loves Belgium, loves it so much that he’s jealous of his friend anouk to come from there! He’s also very small, anouk keeps on pushing him in the pool, he can’t defend himself poor thing, Anouk’s too strong for him! He has a sexy ass American accent and jumps Kangaroos. Anouk loves bullying him!
by thebigfatsanta.com December 23, 2021
Get the Maxmug.