Cum-Man

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.

Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!

Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

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Chameleon Man

A man who changes his entire personality to get laid. Pretends to like girl things, bands, music. Dresses in baggy clothes and posts about cats.

Girl: Do you think he really like TV Girl and Lana Del Rey?
Regular man: no. He’s a chameleon man. He’ll change his entire personality just for some ass.

by GlassDildo February 15, 2024

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A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!

Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024

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