Martin middle school

Basically an ass school full of ass people. Sure it might be the best curriculum in Raleigh but let’s be honest. No one cares. All the popular girls are assholes and all the “hot boys” are bigots. “Just take a joke” no bitch you just called me a slur. Sure there’s a nice person here and there but I’m gonna have to say that the best ones at this school are the gays and the emos . That one group of lgbtq kids that everyone thinks is weird. They’re literally the nicest and most supporting people at this school. (Not THAT group of gays that are probably furries). My point is everyone there thinks theyre so “ratchet” and “such a baddie”- like girl literally shut up nobody gives a fuck about you.

The only good thing I have to say about this school is that it’s not super racist. There are a lot of straight white republicans though

“Ew those act like the kids from Martin middle school”

by ItsSamBitchesss July 24, 2022

Roosevelt High School

A place where the bathrooms are just for communal pegging and vaping. Beware of molestation circles roaming the halls during the witching hour, and the block blast addiction problem is running rampant causing the extinction of half of the freshman in just under 4 months due to overdose.

guy 1: I just heard a crackhead came to Roosevelt High School a month ago with some caltrops hoping to breed the

freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.

guy 2: did he succeed?

guy 1: No, sadly their schlongs were too small for repopulation

by Krungleloverla4th February 27, 2025

Dulaney High School

Trash can with 2300 students

Dulaney High School has flooded again... what a suprise.

by Ifinnessedurmom69 January 7, 2023

Marling School

The world's first school powered by Prime Hydration

Dave: Where do you buy your prime?
Bartholomew: Marling School

by lord_farquaads_left_nostril October 15, 2022

Green bay high school

A place where members of staff can watch kids piss with no consequences

"fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, my kid goes to Green bay high school"

by sufficiently funny July 18, 2023

Torrington High School

Sex Headquarters

If you go to Torrington High School, you know it’s Sex Headquarters because no one there is a virgin.

by Your moms monster cock March 15, 2022

Coon Rapids Middle School

a middle school filled with bops wannabe thugs and ugly fat bitches that think they cute anytime you walk in the bathroom its a nigga smoking in that bitch or engaging in other nefarious activities

nigga 1 - you hear about the nigga that brung a gun to coon rapids middle school

nigga 2 - which one?

by crmsnigga33 January 2, 2024