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shet man

when something is going horribly wrong but life is already falling apart so you choose to laugh about it.
“you didn’t get this job cuz you’re not qualified
“shet man”
by babyjadey October 31, 2021
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Man

A lifeform known as a homo-sapien who has male characteristics such as having a pp lol, who’s purpose is to be born, bring joy, reproduce, and die. They typically are stereotyped to have more aggression and worse behavior, but gender, unlike what is typically thought, doesn’t drastically affect these attributes. They also are stereotyped by having small reproductive organs, mainly by women, and occasionally, ironically by themselves. They are seen as inferior by feminists, but both genders are required for the continuation of our species. Males aren’t inferior, and neither are women. Don’t think one is better, you insignificant spec on this dying jawbreaker with a nice hot, core.
Person 1: Dude, why is that man walking like that?
Person 2: Probably drunk out of his mind.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021
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Resco Man

Any peroson with a nose extending outwards of 4' from the face, and it must envelope most of the face
Omg, look, its the resco man!
by rob September 25, 2003
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Moth Man

A guy who is always looking to spread his wings and seek the light in any given situation.
“Omg Cristina! Did you see Matt playing the guitar by the fire? He’s such a moth man!”
by ItWillNeverGetOld January 15, 2024
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Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"
by firefox098089 November 13, 2023
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Super downie man

He is the one and only super downie man69

Someone who is very slow in the head like Oscar
He is a super downie man

I know he is lol imagine
by Batmon393939 November 8, 2020
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