Chameleon Man

A man who changes his entire personality to get laid. Pretends to like girl things, bands, music. Dresses in baggy clothes and posts about cats.

Girl: Do you think he really like TV Girl and Lana Del Rey?
Regular man: no. He’s a chameleon man. He’ll change his entire personality just for some ass.

by GlassDildo February 15, 2024

A man is not a plan

A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!

Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024

Adrian with Man Boobs

A fat mexican guy with Man Boobs

Oh my god is that an Adrian with Man Boobs?!

by TeenageCreepbag101 February 19, 2024

Man-in law

When you steal your sister/brother partner

Grace is Jess man-in law.

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Man-in-law

When you steal your sister/brother partner

Grace is Lacey sister but they don’t talk no more because Jess is grace man-in-law

by anonymous February 20, 2024

rat man

a best friend who needs a non-offensive nickname

“fucking rat man”

by tripod man February 20, 2024

Kian 'The Man' Hayes

Kian "The Stud" Hayes was a renowned figure in his community, known for his charm and charisma. He was a natural leader, always willing to lend a helping hand to those in need. Despite his tough exterior, Kian had a heart of gold and was beloved by all who knew him. His legacy of kindness and generosity continues to inspire others to this day.

Kian 'The Man' Hayes will peg you

by Rayner Pie Maker February 21, 2024