hop off my dick

Stop being a faggit.

I told the homosexual "hop off my dick"! Because i did not like that he was hitting on me.

by PartyGuy(C) May 31, 2007

stick out with my dick out

to appear to be important, but with one's penis exposed

I'm wearing a tuxedo to prom, but I know I'll stick out with my dick out.

by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003

it smells like big-foots dick

an expression used to say something smells awful

"uhg it smells like big-foots dick" is what larry said when he came in the room.

by luwis December 20, 2008

Happier than a dog with two dicks

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.

That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.

by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010

I got my dick sucked.

A phrase used to describe the process of having a generally good time.

"I went to a party and the girls liked what i was doing. I got my dick sucked."

by willisw November 8, 2009

Diss'd-urbin dick-shunary

Proposed spin-off of UD for all juicy words and defs pertaining to special sex interests and extra-funky body fluids. (et cetera.) Exclusive.

"Catering to specialized tastes."

.....

x: Word up! I am so amped abt Diss'd-Urbin Dick-Shunary! It's such a bone-dropper havin to wade through all that ca-ca like 'gladden' and 'sacre bleu'.
y: Yeah, I wasted like a whole minute checkin out 'bumph'. Sooo not what I thought. Like, leave that cha-cak in the dust. We're gone, dude.
x: Word out.

by escuchon May 14, 2008

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009