woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.

My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.

by funtobewith April 21, 2010

Woman-splaining

A woman who is explaining something.

Jessica was woman-splaining very hard.

by Knosemore October 3, 2022

woman

something you've never felt

guy 1: I like my woman like i like my microwave
guy 2: how?
guy 1: hot and in the kitchen

by penis_man69 August 21, 2022

gizz trough woman

A woman who eats gizz like a pig eats out of a trough. Usualy leaving greasy smears on her cheeks afterwards.

The asin chick from Full Metal Jacket is such a gizz trough woman

by Fatasslazyman March 30, 2009

leftover woman

a woman that is a rancid diseased perverted evil con-artist thus unmarriable which is all easily recognizable by the fact she is neither married nor engaged to be married by age 25

If 90% of women become leftover women thus unmarriable, that leaves 90% of men unmarried as well which will spell the collapse of civilization. It is not men's duty nor burden to marry a rancid diseased perverted evil con-artist also known as a leftover woman.

by Objective-Reason Daddy May 25, 2025

dead woman

An older woman that a younger woman feels challenged by her experience and has flirted shamelessly with her husband or boyfriend

Gurl is that the dead woman's man you made a move on!
She ain't buried yet.

by Lolliepop11 June 1, 2017

Trans woman

A biological woman who was born a woman, isn't fooling anyone when she says she's a man, and who will die a woman. A trans woman, AKA a woman.

Guy 1: that trans woman tried to use the men's bathroom but we kicked her out.

Guy 2: trans women shouldn't be in our bathrooms or in men's sports! Trans women aren't men and will always be women!

by we_dont_exist December 27, 2023