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Master Troll 

Someone who can stop trolls from trolling.
Man 1: " When we were talking about Charlie Sheen suing CBS, someone told me that he was 'bi-winning,' so I told him to bug off and he did."
Man 2: You are such a Master Troll!
Man 3:Charlie Sheen is a liar and a fake!!!
Man 1: Face it, you're the liar troll!
(Man 3 cries and runs away)
(Man 1 makes awesome face)
PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!
Master Troll by bashdash4 July 4, 2011
Related Words

Concern troll 

A phrase of absolutely no meaning, used by bloggers to shut down debate on their sites.
Concern troll by Sherry_M October 10, 2008

Status Troll 

I dont feel like defining it, but reviewers make one.

I am thinking about someone on facebook who trolls on peoples statuses
troll 1307 up, 167 down

1a. Noun

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

1b. Noun

A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect.

A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.
Example: Someone on facebook who hates on every status I post, is a status troll
Status Troll by FerdRamos December 7, 2009

Scroll Troll 

A troll who scrolls upward in IRC or an IM client to bring to bear something someone said at least an hour past.
Scroll Troll by dataw0lf March 10, 2005

National Troll day

The day of the year when the trolls of the world run a muck on the poor, helpless saps known as "citizens." The date is April 1st, also known as April Fools Day.
I'm staying away from my computer tomorrow. It's National Troll Day and I know there'll be something waiting on me.

I have this huge joke that I'm going to pull on my room mate, but I'm going to wait for National Troll Day to do it justice.

alt-right troll

A very sad specimen indeed. Here is an overview of the alt-right troll:

Appearance - Usually an overweight neck bearded incel aged between 20 to 35 years old. If you don’t initially see them, you will surely smell their pungent body odor that is a result from their poor hygiene.

Habitat- Commonly found in their mother’s basement, where they sit in front of their computers for 14 hours a day, living off Mountain Dew.

Behavior- The alt-right troll’s sole purpose is to “own the libs.” In their sad attempts to do so, they typically go on YouTube and leave trolling comments on leftist/progressive YouTube channel videos. These comments can be anything from mocking the channel to spreading some false conspiracy theory. The purpose of these comments is to trigger viewers, who will fire back in the comment section. This is what the alt-right troll lives for. When they are not trying to “own the libs,” alt-right trolls commonly congregate with each other on 4chan, where they spread their crazy conspiracy theories, and take turns inhaling copium to deal with the loss of their daddy Trump.

Other things of note - If you are lucky enough (or unlucky enough, depending on how you want to put it), you may see an alt-right troll masturbate to pictures of Donald Trump. Alt-right trolls are also typically white supremacists and Nazi sympathizers, who believe that the Hitler and slavery weren’t that bad.

With their lord and savior Trump gone, alt-right trolls are struggling to stay afloat.
If you go to a leftist/progressive YouTube video and scroll all the way to the bottom of the comment section, you will likely see an alt-right troll attempting to trigger the viewers. Before you get mad, take a moment and think about how sad and pathetic alt-right trolls truly are. If you keep that in mind, they will never be able to trigger you.