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Team Canada

A phrase originating from the 2011 Team Canada Jr. crushing loss to Team Russia's come-from-behind 5-3 victory.

1) A phrase describing a colossal upset or unexpected loss

when success was imminent.

2) To get super owned.

3) To screw something up horribly resulting in a devastating loss.
Dude, i so thought you were gonna get that job, until you pulled a Team Canada in the interview.
by Kwasy Wabbit January 7, 2011
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Team Warrior Poet

Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.

The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.

See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."

_________

Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
by SYNM January 18, 2011
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Related Words

team bonding session

Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.
Bloody team bonding sessions. Is there any point to them, other than getting smashed?
by thisismyfile8 March 28, 2011
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team blackout

when a group of heavy drinkers has one goal in mind: blackout or back out - they only wear black shirts
A: You guys go hard.
B: Team Blackout never backs out.
by jdgonzalez3 May 10, 2011
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V-team

The division of people that have not yet had sex ( V for virgin)
Hey, is Tristan still on the V-team?,
Yup he's still playing hard to get-he's still the v-team's most aggressive player.
by aggressive player December 9, 2007
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team sad

the spectacular, flip flop disasters and beer, this team can take it all...
em and ellie, go us we totally rule bring on the chaos
by ellie March 2, 2005
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team douschebag

total tools for have no authority to call others tools.
hey, matt just called harry a tool. dude he pulled a team douschebag
by dramageek December 10, 2007
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