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texas steam train

When you blow cigerrate, cigar, or vapor smoke into a girls vagina and then stick your penis and not let any smoke come out. Then you fuck her letting out little bits of smoke to resemble steam coming out of a train. This action can be done multiple times
Bro my girl loves trains and in bed last night, she taught me how the Texas Steam Train. I feel like a train conductor now.
texas steam train by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015
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hub hub train 

when a WIIFE needs to get aboard the hub hub train. The train sounds like "hubba hubba HUB HUB" and looks a lot like Thomas the Tank.
All aboard the hub hub train
"HUB HUB"
hub hub train by hubhub1990 June 28, 2018

Halloween Train-wreck 

A vulgar sense of fashion with loud lashings of ostentation that confounds understanding.
She was a Halloween Train-Wreck at last year's charity gala.
Halloween Train-wreck by thyroid2k November 19, 2009

Philidelphia Night Train

The act of three or more males (and possibly one female leading, like she is the Conductor) giving anal sex to each other "doggy style"
Dude, Scotty, let's get some people over tonight and we can get really drunk and perform a Philidelphia Night Train!

Anal Train 

An anal train is a disgusting sex act where a man puts his erect schlong into the girls cornhole while being penetrated by a black man. They will proceed to fuck while walking, in a squatted position, in a circular motion. During orgasm the man in the middle will pull out his cockle and cream in the air while yelling, "Empty the steam stack!", while the black man will yell, "Clean Coal!!!". The group will then proceed to shit on the floor and fall asleep.
Johnny, Tom, and Vanessa had an anal train last night. The carpet cleaners refused to help them.
Anal Train by Alter3g0 August 7, 2012

Gravy Train 

When a male covers his penis in Turkey Gravy and then has procedes to have sex.
Yo - Last night she rode the gravy train.
Gravy Train by His Grace March 8, 2008

freight train 

Blowing smoke out of one's nose while performing oral sex.
Jimmy got a freight train last night from Cindy while she was taking drags off her cigarette
freight train by White Caps May 12, 2010