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Man Mountain

A man who's tall and well built and towers above all others.
Often referred to as a MM.
Any hotties?

Yeah, you can't miss that Man Mountain at the bar ... HOT

Cross fingers, I'll be mounting him later on
by hayles3121 July 25, 2009
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man poop

a poop that takes longer than a woman's
by Nikkihour December 16, 2014
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Package Man

Where the attackers in a FPS online game of 'Attack and Defend' are 'Owning' and decide to add more challenge to the game. The Attacker who is holding the 'Package' becomes the 'Package Man' and must defend him/herself from the defenders and his/her team members with pistols only. The winner is the one who can hold the 'Package' until the end of the game.
'Oh my god we are kicking thier asses!'
'We've got the package already and there is loads of time left!'
'PACKAGE MAN!!!'
by Dan Bob 89 March 1, 2009
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simple man

A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.
"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."
by ferociousbanana September 30, 2020
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Man Night

n. any night specifically dedicated to the bonding of bros or men and men specifically. can also be used to educate said men in web videos, classic movies from the 80's, video games, and sparkler bomb making.
Hey, man! You goin to man night tonight?
by Chris Boemler January 15, 2008
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Wang Man

Just as you need a wing man to help pick up chicks, sometimes it's necessary to bring a wang man to go the bathroom. Sometimes it's to give you moral support an other times it may be to give you someone to talk to while you're pinching one out. Most importantly, above all else it is not gay to be a wang man or have one.
1."Hey dude, do you think you could be my wang man? I gotta unload one"

2. "Hey bro, do you mind coming with me? This might take a while and I'm gonna need a wang man"
by Reddaimyo December 1, 2009
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Vet Man

Actually "Vet Man" is a superhero identity passed down from father to son ever since the Revolutionary war. Therefore, there have been MANY Vet Men -- but, only "ONE" at a time (there was a pair of identical twins who shared the Vet Man identity).
Vet Man is an animal loving crimefighter. Every Vet Man has been a veterinarian, and fought for his country.

Ever since 1953, Vet Man has driven a Corvette. The Corvette started out with a 6 cylinder, so 1955 was a tough year for Vet Man, because his evil nemesis, The Hunter, had a Thunderbird for his city car, and Vet Man could never catch him! Thankfully, Chevrolet came out with a V8 Corvette in 1956 and no Vette ever got beaten by a T-bird since then!
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