Star Wars Kid

An overweight Star Wars fan from Quebec. He taped himself pretending to fight a lightsaber battle (every time I try to see it I'm redirected grrr) which is supposed to be so bad it's funny. Some of his "friends" uploaded the video to the net. Soon 5 million people saw him. Oh dear.

Well, I may be embarrassed but I'm totally famous.

by Newbia April 26, 2004

star wars job

A hand job involving a horny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). First, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her ass then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. She or it will break. If it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a blowjob.

"That nerd in English class performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. Probably the best climax every."

Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"

by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016

star trek shit

Technology features of today that feel like they belong so far in the future that it would appear in an episode of Star Trek.

you can make phone calls from your watch? That's some Star Trek shit right there.

by spizzike April 11, 2015

star wars sequels

another word for trash

yo peter are you gonna take the star wars sequels out

by bananalol257 October 9, 2020

Gold star aroace

An asexual aromantic who never had sex and never was in a romantic relationship.Truly a blessed person who didn't lose time on mentioned shits.

That's me.I am gold star aroace

by hello_from_the_other_side August 11, 2021

mexican five star

a girl wont eat your cum when sucking your dick so you jack off in your hand and slap her with it

Dude last night i totaly mexican five stared that bitch

by hato February 27, 2006

Rock Star Retarded

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.

Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"

by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010