by Bob 696969 May 30, 2017

a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails
girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!
by THEOFFICIALPPMAN July 5, 2021

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025

a roller coaster that you ride, and when everyone screams they yell "nyahhhhh"
named after an alien being hellbent on creeping out unlucky couples
named after an alien being hellbent on creeping out unlucky couples
by ubenchdefender August 21, 2008

James- I heard theres fun stuff to do on Tamboring Mountain! Just kidding, no one wants to spend there Saturdays at the park!
by The Honey Wasp July 7, 2011

by Latino Banana October 24, 2016
