kitty dick

You have kitty dick after you put kitty chow on your dick so your kitty licks it off

Friend 1: Man ever since we broke up all I can get is kitty dick
Friend 2: You're that low? Shit.

by Richard the dude January 20, 2017

Put a dick on it.

The act of making a contribution or donating one's time in an attempt to bring about a change; To be instrumental in a cause.

Ex. 1- Look here, you lazy son of a bitch. I believe it's about time you put down that cell phone, crawl out from under your shade tree, and put a fuckin' dick on it! You got that?!?!?!

Ex. 2- And so my fellow Americans, the time has come to act boldly, to act without hesitation. I say to you tonight, the time has come... to put a dick on it.

by Nicky Grimms September 27, 2011

Dick Vegan

Another term for a lesbian

Did you know that lesbians are just dick vegans

by ya._boi._leo September 24, 2018

dick tucked

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street

male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......

by valkimiko September 14, 2007

Dick Bullet

When you piss out kidney stones

I had a rough night pissing dick bullets

by m-stallard August 9, 2016

Dick lean

Dick Lean is a condition caused by only wanking with one hand. For some reason the hand position with which you can generate most speed and power (which is also the most comfortable position) pushes your dick out to one side. Eventually your dick becomes noticeably lopsided.

look at that the masturbatone in his left arm compared to his right! he must have a massive dick lean.

by l3eck93 April 5, 2010

Urban Dick

A "peer editor" sitting at his computer who refuses to publish a witty and relevant definition onto Urban Dictionary despite the fact that when the word is used by its author on a daily basis, it is well received and appreciated.

That urban dick refused to publish my kick ass definition on Urban Dictionary again!

by Nictionary April 17, 2015