nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

Suicide

Going into the same room as your mom when she is mad

Going into the kitchen is suicide.

by Kiran min November 29, 2020

Career Suicide

Playing The Binding of Isaac in 2014 or later.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.

by BindingMyIsaac March 3, 2017

Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.

Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.

by headshotcraft February 20, 2023

Suicide-Hobo

A term used to define a D&D player who does Murder-Hobo type shenanigans (such as randomly robbing NPCs) but doesn't have good stats to fight and kill their way out of a bad situation.

"I was playing like an absolute suicide-hobo when I used my 1st level halfling bard to lie and steal from some really strong dwarf NPCs. I absolutely would have died if they caught me.

by Ceaig69420 October 8, 2023

Suicidal

I want to die. *commits suicide cutely*

Are you suicidal?

by Vim (not the text editor) January 19, 2022

Suicide Shot

When you’re at party with various alcohols, you pour a mixture of all drinks into a shot glass and take it.

Vicky: I want another shot
Grave: what do you want?
Vicky: I don’t care, just give me a shot
Grave: you got it, here
Sara: umm what’s that?
Grave: a mixture of Jim beam, Jack daniels and absinthe; I call it the suicide shot.

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS April 20, 2023