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Slinging the sausage 

To apply penile organs to a willing recipient.
"Dude! He was totally slinging the sausage with that girl from the bar last night!"

Silly Silly Sausage 

Silly Silly Sausage was born in a bin. His parents gave him up for adoption to acquire the legendary baguette. Later that day he passed away.
Hey guys, ever heard of the story of Silly Silly Sausage

No?

Tells the story*
Silly Silly Sausage by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022

lawn sausage 

affectionate name for large propane storage tanks mounted above grade
He spent most of his day trimming the bushes around his lawn sausage.
lawn sausage by Person that is good February 24, 2009

LATVIAN sausage 

serious hot sausage export from latvia.

alternatively used as Yoda's LIghtsaber. a definite favourite with all the ladiEs.

sweat your yummy latvian sausage in an airtight lunch-box for 2 weeks. allowing for optimum hot sticky texture and aroma to develop.

now sit back, squeeze and enjoy!
B Rob: hey! that Latvian sausage isn't for you! isn't that a beotch!

heartbroken girl: why lead ME on then?
LATVIAN sausage by naali'srare November 8, 2012

Neck Back Sausage 

Noun: When a person is so Fat that the back of their neck resembles a pack of Sausages.
Commonly found on fat men who shave their heads.
Damn Sam, You're so Fat that you got some Neck Back Sausage happening back there.

How much for one of those Neck Back Sausages?

Corn Sausage 

Corn Sausage is where you put her hard nipple into the tip of his penis. And then do what you want from there you can go back in forth like sex or you can spin her around while the nipple is in the penis. It is like shes the man and hes the woman.
Sally:Hey do you want to stick my nipple in the tip of your dick?
John: Yea i would love to Corn Sausage!
Corn Sausage by Jizzel Fizzle January 8, 2009