Cement Manifold Pipe

It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.

The contractor ordered 40 ft of Cement Manifold Pipe.

by tharris October 10, 2012

Tap the Pipe

To ask someone to eject the round in the chamber. To ensure that the weapon is not load after ejecting the magazine.

Marco, before handing me the gun tap the pipe.

by Ric69999 November 9, 2012

Tail-piping

Verb used to describe the physical act of love between a man and his pickup.

Billy's going to be late again: I just saw him tail-piping his truck in the driveway.

by 2plus2 December 15, 2011

Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

by Wrongpiper December 23, 2011

Pipe-stander

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

by Sassafrasshole January 18, 2012

Eskimo Pipe Slider

When a person shits into an ice luge while a person receives said shit in mouth or on face.

Robby gave Janice an eskimo pipe slider at the New Years Eve party last night.

by Jonnny Dogooder December 8, 2011

Pro piping

Pro piping is what the UNIT clan of CoD calls it when useing the grenade launcher. Also refurred to by the elite few of UNIT clan as Laying Pipe

Keegan121610: Hey SarKIS11, guess what I'm going to do this game?
SarKIS11: what?
Keegan121610: I'm going to go pro piping on all these Noobs!
SarKIS11: Yes!! Lay Pipe big boy!!!!

by UNIT CLAN June 22, 2011