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No-Pants Wednesday 

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.
Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!

swaggy pants 

candice was being a swaggy pants wearing her bluefit at your moms house.
swaggy pants by bluemarz August 16, 2021

Scitter Pants 

Someone who shits their pants in the middle of school
Everyone called dawid "Scitter Pants" after he shat himself in school
Scitter Pants by Lidl Donuts February 8, 2022

Brown Pants Moment

It is characterized by chrushing your sprit when you try on an article that you were excited about and it makes you feel the worst you ever have about yourself in your life.
Anneliese, I'm having a brown pants moment right now.

little pants 

a term to refer to men engaging in the (forbidden) act of expressing and/or experiencing emotions. Oftentimes, this manifests in a manner that would be considered socially acceptable of a woman. Contrary to other pejorative terms, it does not carry a derogatory connotation.

antonym — 'big boy pants'
EM, reviewed AA
you sure you wanna watch the movie? you might get little pants, i know i'll have to put mine on
sorry, i'm just having a little pants moment👖
little pants by funky duck. July 19, 2022

misteltoe pants 

Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas
Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.
misteltoe pants by Maria more December 24, 2022