Soapy Dick

You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.

Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.

by Channman January 29, 2018

Dick in the blood

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.

If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"

by Ghosferatu August 25, 2019

Dick Mullet

When a man has a thick happy trail leading to his freshly shaved genitals. It's a party on top, business on bottom type of look.

Dude, I just got a Dick Mullet!

by TheGang608 February 27, 2015

Dick Grower

A hott chick that makes a mans dick grow.

Dude : Yo dude, check out that chick, she's a real dick grower.

by Big Dick Bob AKA BDB April 3, 2020

Urban Dick

A "peer editor" sitting at his computer who refuses to publish a witty and relevant definition onto Urban Dictionary despite the fact that when the word is used by its author on a daily basis, it is well received and appreciated.

That urban dick refused to publish my kick ass definition on Urban Dictionary again!

by Nictionary April 17, 2015

Dick lean

Dick Lean is a condition caused by only wanking with one hand. For some reason the hand position with which you can generate most speed and power (which is also the most comfortable position) pushes your dick out to one side. Eventually your dick becomes noticeably lopsided.

look at that the masturbatone in his left arm compared to his right! he must have a massive dick lean.

by l3eck93 April 5, 2010

Rebound dick

The term for the guy a girl uses to have meaningless sex with after a breakup even though she doesn't like him. The "backup" guy for sex.

Guy: "Hey, how did things go with Tiffany?"
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."

by PandemicMEM May 19, 2016