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Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

A machine that needs functional, cooperative parts to keep going.
If the coronavirus hype didn't keep going, people would begin to wake up. Therefore the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine keeps it going, keeps the misinformation spreading like wildfire.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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Meow machine

A cat that meows excessively, often in a persistent or repetitive manner. The term is used to describe a feline that vocalizes loudly or frequently, whether to demand attention, food, or simply because it's in the mood to chat. A "Meow Machine" is typically known for being especially talkative, sometimes making it hard to ignore.

See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.
"I can’t get any work done with this Meow Machine around—she’s been meowing non-stop for no reason!"
by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025
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Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.
The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice
by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018
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juve machine

A shorter hipper active take on rejuvenation: resurrecting a prior idea or activity that lost traction but is now back on.
Oh man, didn't ever take that trip because of the Corona, but now that we're all vaccinated it's definitely back in the juve machine!
by Land Snark May 27, 2021
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Fax Machine

a highly attractive male, especially referring to those who 32k pvp on the minecraft server, 2b2t.
Person one: "ayo man i'd so hit that Fax Machine"
Person 2: "oh dayum nigga sheesh same fockin here mate"
by 32kay December 2, 2021
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machine gun shot gun

What little kids and ignorant people would call a "automatic shot gun".
Person 1
" They should make a Machine gun shot gun, it would be so OP."

Person 2
"Are you retarded!"
by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018
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machine gunning

The act of posting multiple times on a bulletin board in order to hit a post number target before your fellow avatars
Example 1

Poster 1 -

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Too late - 10000 is mine!"

Poster 2 - "You machine gunning tw@!"

Example 2

BB Poster 1 : "I see post 250000 is coming up on the THUS thread"

BB Poster 2 : "Aye - i'm gonna machine gun that fecker"
by Beeksy July 9, 2010
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